Why do you need a dog in the car? - to guard the driver, someone can answer so. This will also be correct. But best of all it was ordered by an eagle from the city of Novosibirsk. He put the dog behind the wheel when he was caught drunk by traffic police.
When traffic cops drove into a blind alley suspicious car and approached him to show the disobedient driver, then at the wheel was found a dog ... A drunken car owner claimed that the unit was operated by a dog. No, but what if?
You know, when I was a kid and when I was 17-18 years old, I had to go to all sorts of meat-packing plants, animal farms. Here I was once surprised that the workers of the downhole shop in one provincial meat-packing plant had one ruchishcha so dirty, hardened, in old blood, in some kind of shit, and the second was perfectly clean. I asked why.
And it turned out that when they have interruptions with electricity, and when they do not have this jamming current, they take off their calves practically from the calves, and one keeps this calf, and the second already cuts the skin, and at this moment the calf licks his hands ..
Once I'm sitting eating in the kitchen, and opposite the table, i.e. In parallel there is a stove. And near the stove where the oven is glass. I eat sausage and my cat is begging for sausage. Having achieved nothing, he turns to the stove and looks sad at his reflection and everything that is visible in the glass.
I decide to poprikalyvatsya and shake a piece of sausage. The cat in anticipation rushes in front of the stove, but the sausage is there. Finally, I thought of turning back and saw that she was really here. Laughter strangles me, and I understand that I can not not give the sausage, looking into these eyes, I can not.
So now, when I sit down to eat, and I can not get anything out of my hands, the cat looks at the stove with great hope. And suddenly a miracle will happen again and a surprise will appear from there ?!
The memo is made on own experience and observations, maybe someone is useful.
1) If a raccoon came to you, do not feed! Do not be led by the paws shaking and wrinkled, like those of an old woman, looking sadly at the soul, looking at his whole appearance, as if saying that he is hungry, cold and in general he is an orphan. He will devour all that is offered to him ... and not offered either. The first ten minutes, he was timid and humble, trying to throw every rustle into the bushes, minutes to the floor, grabbing the nishtyks offered to him, trembling with happiness, rolling his eyes blissfully and rumbling happily. After another ten minutes he will shyly eat from your hands. After another five minutes, he brazenly tries to lock something off the table, or to intercept a piece of food halfway to his mouth. Raccoon can not feed enough (never seen a bonbon raccoon), even if he leaves, will soon return, taking along the road friends, relatives, gypsy camp. All together, they will make merry squabbles and midnight fights, which will directly affect your dream. It is unlikely that it will be possible to leave the kingdom of Morpheus.
An interesting version about ladies' dogs, even makes you think that this may be like the truth.
The tradition of wearing ladies' dogs originated in the 16th century as a method of getting rid of fleas. A dog's body temperature higher than that of a man lured all fleas from ladies' hairdos and from folds of luxurious outfits.
The smaller the dog, the higher the temperature of her body and the more effective she mucks hungry fleas. Of course, no one then thought about the difference in body temperature, and the fashion for dogs remained. Now it is well known that temperature is one of the main landmarks for bloodsucking insects for the search for a victim.
We lived there, but not in a fairy tale, but real mice. And they all offended.
One day the mice came to the owl:
- Wise owl, help! All of us eat. Soon we will not remain. What to do?
The owl thought and said:
- Mice! Become hedgehogs! You will be prickly and inaccessible to hunters.
The mice ran joyfully:
"Let's become hedgehogs!" Let's become hedgehogs!
Suddenly one stopped:
"Does anybody know how to become hedgehogs?"
No one.
The border is a harsh place. This is not a joke. However, sometimes there are incidents and curiosities. As they say, nothing foreshadowed trouble to an Estonian citizen who had come from the territory of Russia to the multilateral automobile checkpoint Ivangorod to go home. The usual procedure of customs clearance of the vehicle began. The citizen pulled out his passport, when a crow flew up. The unceremonious bird snatched the document and sharply soared upwards. Everything happened so quickly that no one even came to his senses. Officials of the customs post tried to help the citizen, even dog handlers with service dogs were brought in. All attempts to catch the "thief" ended in failure.
A resident of a neighboring country found himself in a difficult situation. Immediately there was a police squad and a statement on the loss of a passport. Witnesses of the incident were officials of the customs post. In the police of Ivangorod, the citizen was given the address of the Estonian consulate in St. Petersburg to obtain the documents necessary to return to his homeland.
The family from Limpopo mourns the death of three sons who died from the teeth of crocodiles. In one African family, a disaster happened. They decided that someone had imposed a curse, because of what the unfortunate men began to have problems during sex. And they so wanted to be "sexy warriors"!
And then they decided to turn to the local sorcerer-healer.
The sorcerer gave out a special amulet that weakened the power of the crocodile, and ordered to catch the female, and then perform a ritual and in turn rape this unhappy green woman. Like, then the sexual power and will return to you!
Patients with enthusiasm began to treat. But, to their misfortune it turned out that some crocodiles were resistant to the magic of the amulet and in the midst of the procedure they defended the maidenly honor of the relative by slaughtering the healed.
The man was returning home at night after a get-together with friends, when he was attacked by a beaver. When he realized that the animal was running straight at him, Sergei tried to scare him away, but the trite "kysh-kysh" did not work. Beaver Vitali, apparently angered at the treatment so degrading his dignity, attacked him, digging into his left leg. The man dropped him, then tried to hit, literally fought off the aggressor with all his strength. But Vitali did not retreat. As a result, Sergei was piled on the asphalt, and the animal was tortured by his limb.
"The main thing, when I was lying, he let go of his foot and just sat next to me, but when I tried to get up, he bit me in the leg again," the man tells of the habits of the terrorist beaver.
One of my acquaintances, being a great lover of dogs and, besides, a compassionate woman, could not indifferently walk past a beggar, who begged, sitting surrounded by a large number of dogs. She decided that if she simply gave money to the "mistress" of dogs, it was not at all a fact that they would go to buy food for them. With this thought she bought some sausage or sausages in the nearest kiosk and was going to feed them. As soon as she reached out her hand with food in their direction, like one of the dogs, having decided, apparently, that they encroached on her "mistress" in this same hand and clung to it!
She banged her hand pretty well, so that a friend had to go to the emergency room. There she was bandaged and told to receive a certificate that the dog was vaccinated against rabies or to be examined in a veterinary clinic, that she was not sick, otherwise she would have to give injections (among other things, forty pieces and everything in the stomach!).
My friend goes in search of the same beggar, the compassionate locals help her find her, because at the same place it is no longer ... Naturally, no vaccination was done to the dog, so it was necessary to take her to the veterinary examination. "Mistress" refuses to give away her pet for free while she is going to the vet, but for a hundred she gives consent.
Next, a car is taken to transport the dog to the hospital (another two hundred rubles). During the trip, the dog from the nerves spoils the salon (a scandal with the driver plus another five hundred rubles of damage compensation). In the clinic they say that there are two ways to make sure that the dog is not sick: watching it in a hospital (days 3-4, one hundred and fifty rubles a day for staying in a "dog" hotel) or some complicated operation with an autopsy a skull (again money + a dog is a pity ...).
The dog remains in the hospital, four days later a coveted certificate on the hands and a solemn return to the "mistress."
And you could after all have just donated a beggar ten rubles and feel satisfaction from a good deed ...
About cockroaches
I had to lie in the hospital recently. I do not know how, where, and in this was a very strict order: in the outer clothes do not go - germs, strangers do not go - infection, products without checking do not transmit - death through poisoning. Every day, disinfection of wards and shmone nightstands. At the same time, the cockroaches glossing from gluttony were running herds through the chambers frightening the sick.
Our male - convalescent ward treated insects with humor. The biggest and brazen ones were given names, and phrases such as "Ah-ah-that's Fyodor came to sing" - were heard constantly and caused a smile, and wild cries from the next women's chamber - a healthy rzhach.
The inhabitant of our chamber - Fyodor Kuzmich was most of all above cockroaches. A kind and educated man, in the world reading lectures on sopromat in one of our polytechnics. And here, finding himself in an unfamiliar environment for himself, finally degraded, with a smile of a maniac glueing on the cockroaches with a sticky plaster of paper with the given names, telling them "uti-ways" and strictly watching that they were not offended.
But now the hour has come, "Ч", more precisely - the night. The whole room was awakened by the heroic roar of Uncle Fyodor. Turning on the light, we found our Kuzmich standing on his knees in bed and knocking his head against the wall. At the same time he pounded himself with his hands over his ears and said "oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
They rushed after the doctor. It turned out that one of the favorites of our father, Fyodor, from great love, climbed into his ear, climbed to the middle of his head and got stuck there. Working hard with the paws, the cockroach created in Feodor Kuzmich's head sound vibrations incompatible with life. Fyodor Kuzmich turned with his eyes and shouted out words defaming the title of professor at the whole department.
The doctor quickly got down to business. Catching and laying on the side of the patient, he decided to first calm the animal. He dropped a few drops of alcohol from the pipette into his ear and waited. But the drunken cockroach did not think to calm down. He danced, sang and mocked the blows at all attempts to get it. Fedor Kuzmich howled like a beluga. The doctor went crazy ... The crown of nature won.
In the morning we did not find in the ward of our Fedor. He did not appear until dinner. He brought some infection and sprinkled it all over.
The cockroaches took offense and left. They left the whole department. And almost from the whole body. Entertainment has ended.
Sausage in the bathroom
I once had such a case. I could not think of how to drag Charik into the bath to bathe, he was very heavy. Finally came up with a sausage and put half of it in the tub, he grumbled, and as a cigarette there (in the bath), the second half gave him as a praise in the bath. So a few times. After that, he often jumps in there (probably looking for a sausage). Once I used to take a bath, the water was a little hot and I decided to wait for the smoke to cool down, turned off the tap and the light and the door was ajar, Suddenly I hear the roar in the bathroom I fly and my fool would like to see the sausage again in the dark and I suddenly dashed into the water, at once I could not jump out, I was dumbfounded, and slippery and wet, I fell out of the bath, slipped, fell, shook myself again, the floor of the bath was splashed on the floor, but it did not stop him until the sausages in the bathroom were looking for.
Here such love
And here we have a mixed case that came out with a dog for 11 months, which our friends gave us for several days. He refused to go out of the cage for any mushrooms, even a warm patch near the cage saw for three hours and ignored, although the hungry was scared. The toys did not help, other dogs, too, dragging their strength-rested on all four paws. We no longer knew what to do, as I accidentally went to clean the terrarium with a turtle coal (it's all like a fly agaric). Our friend was very interested in himself in the cage, yes, and I turned on the light in the terrarium, and so, in a few minutes he was sniffing at the turtle, I was so surprised, I say - are you afraid of anything? began to look around and again ran away into the cage. Then it was worth starting to touch the turtle as it jumped out to her and all subsequent dney's day began with a survey of the terrarium's nose, and then you can be bold. When everyone left the room, he would sit down and look at her in lovewith my eyes, stealing from it cloth, brought myself in a cage ... Here is a love
Well, how can I resist?
Good afternoon, I want to tell a funny story about your sob!
We took it in 2.5 months, after inoculations survived at home, how much was supposed and decided to go to the country house for the weekend. I must say that we were going to educate her on a strict: "you can not sleep in bed", I do not beg for food from the table, etc. So at the dacha our relatives gave us a joke, unlike us, they gave her tasty bits, and we forbade her, then she thought and then thought: after our next ban and a showdown with her relatives, she took her empty bowl from which she had just devoured 250 gr. feed, in the teeth and went around the table in a circle, such as: "Give the poor hungry soba who can delicious, did not eat already from birth!" Here we too fell into a sludge and broke down. Now after his devoured, we put her either a sandwich from the table, or a stone, etc. Well, how can I resist?
We have a cat - a huge such a black fluffy kotyara. And we bought him somehow in the market sprat polkilo (Baltic, I remember right now, this, as it turned out later, is important). Do not eat. Hid in the freezer until the best (for the cat - the worst) times, then somehow got it - again does not eat. They threw it away and forgot about this sprat in the fig, he actually prefers mutton.
Today I go to the market, wrap up in fish rows and I see such an announcement:
"Kalechka (Caspian!) For cats and cats."
On your (yes, idle!) Question of whether it is so important, the Caspian or what it is, I get the following answer: CATS DO NOT EAT THE BALTIC CYCLE!
Bought friends familiar acquaintances dog, the system "bald terribly expensive and terrible little uye * ische". 800 латов (about one and a half pieces bucks) have given, for 2-хмесячное IT the size of a rat. On the fun went to kebabs, along with a rat with nature to introduce, walk. They sat down, drank, shish kebabs roasted, a bald-headed hatcher in the grass beside the balloon, actively looking for different shit. In general, everyone is happy, happy. Here the stork arrives, slowly approaches the weary hosts (it is necessary, as the bird trusts to people!), Grabs the beak of the Krypsa and as slowly rushes away.
Oeh * the father of the family tries to catch up with departing 800 латов, but, naturally, unsuccessfully ...
So be careful. Storks of children not only bring, but still sometimes take ...
I have a friend Misha, who served in a hot spot. He has a pikinis, heroically saved by Misha during the battle and brought home. Pikines narged, at all rushes. Misha always saves and protects him. So it was.
At my neighbors on a summer residence on a chain the fruit of love of the sheep-dog and the wolf sits ... The fool that still! All are afraid of him.
We go with Misha and Pikines past the neighbors' house. This wolf, breaking off the chain, rushes around the yard and scares his masters. Seeing us, the wolf jumps over the fence and runs to us. Further as in the movie: the pikinis jumps on Misha's arms, Misha (to see the consequences of the special forces affected), protecting her neck, at the last moment puts his left hand forward. The wolf grabs Misha by the hand, I swung for kicking the wolf, but I could not laugh - Misha grabbed the wolf's nose with his teeth !! The next moment they absolutely synchronously fall on their asses, and just as synchronously, pushing their feet (paws), creep away from each other! All right, man! BUT HOW DOES THE DOG MAKE IT !!!
Eh! You would have seen those eyes! I could not even think that the eyes of people and dogs can be so great! And that they can express so much .. Then they all whined: Misha, wolf, pikinis.
And the rest laughed. Most of all laughed, or rather rusted, an eighty-year old granny! Even the local paramedic came running - to seduce the grandmother with a sedative.
I come home one evening, ate and went to the hall, watching TV. Batya and mother play chess (they have such a joke), in general, family idyll. Only I managed to open a bottle of Baltic, as he appeared. Another way to describe the appearance of our "seal" I can not. To warm up the audience, he tried to get into the windowpane three times, but each time he missed and fell back with a rumbling. Finally I got ... in the window ... between the double frames. And somehow he became stupefied with huge eyes on us. Tried to get it - without a result, the cat only in a prostration began to sing something (I swear, I'm not lying). Frames do not open in our house, so I just took off my inner under the nose. What does a normal cat do? That's right, it makes legs. But not ours. Our for some reason stood on the hind legs, leaned against the glass, stared at me and ... began to wink me with my left eye from time to time! It starts to dawn on me that the matter smells of kerosene, parents start to argue whether the cats go crazy. The cat, hearing his name comes to himself and jumping from the windowsill down. She jumps ... but in flight she apparently forgets about the action that has been started and waves on the floor with some doomed meow. He hardly picks himself up on his paws, suddenly looks at me with the expression "Man, You did not stand here" and somehow sideways begins to back away towards the table with chess. Parents, seeing the approach of a blessed cat, affectionately call him by name and ... a cat with a wild cry (not lying, it was just a scream) rises on elongated paws and arches an arch. And it stops ...
And further, this is not forgotten, in the manner of clockwork, on the straight paws, howling, "leaves" for the next room, where he vomited. I will not describe how much water he later drank and how his sausage.
The answer was found late in the evening, when I went out into the common yard. In the courtyard, two of our local narcot souled and argued which of them drank the leftover in a bowl on the window to cool "managua" (a decoction of cannabis in milk).
And our cat has since shied away from milk!
Background:
In my family, it just so happened, there are only two peasants: a dog and a cat. They love each other gently, the same strong male friendship. Currently they live in the country.
Actually history:
My cat kindled with a passion for a neighbor, an elegant miniature person of smoky blue, he himself is a young man, huge, fluffy and impudent, but ... the rival, even more huge and fluffy, has not given in the past two weeks, not that carry out a burning passion, and even come close to the subject of adoration, as evidenced by the traces of duels on the cat's body. This morning we are walking with the Sheriff (this is my man who is not a cat), AND I SEE: the seductress lies on the grass in the stunted shadow of the bush, on the sides in a meter from her on each side are the applicants. The dog, seeing the best friend, rushes to him with the intention of expressing his senses, the charmer pierces tetanus in the pose "h" (the standard posture of stapha + argesia in cats), the rival, having pinched the tail, runs away, and my cat, imposingly moving the dog with its tail in the face (not up to you, friend, forgive), fulfills the volume (in the sense of embrace) of the petrified beauty of horror. She, slain on the face of a superhuman, sorry, cat's courage and selflessness, immediately gives himself to the hero, not paying attention to strangers. Long live the friendship between the peoples, which is extremely effective in helping you in your personal life !!
People have long since learned to find a common language with different animals. They can be classified into domestic and wild, herbivores and predators. Some of them are very dangerous and aggressive, and some are quite lovely and funny.
People are interested in watching the habits of animals, because thanks to this they can learn more about the life of the animal world.
To watch the wild world, people put video cameras in the woods or shoot themselves, visiting reserves, zoos and so on.
And for domestic pets you can watch daily and record what is happening on the camera. Sometimes you can shoot various funny stories about animals.
Pets
Home pets include dogs, cats, turtles, parrots, canaries, white mice, pigeons, aquarium fish and so on.
Recently, it has become popular to have snakes, crocodiles, tigers, lions, various spiders and others as pets. They are dangerous, but nevertheless they can be quite amusing. If they are properly taken care of, then you can observe safety for a person.
Now it has become very fashionable to shoot on camera, for example, funny stories about dogs, animals and wildlife animals, water inhabitants. Let's consider some of them.
Funny stories about animals and dogs
In this case, we will describe a few stories about how dogs react to meeting other animals.
- Everyone knows that cats and dogs do not like each other. This story is just about that.
Near the house two dogs of a certain breed ran. They played and inquisitively sniffed everything that would get in their way. The owner of the dogs stood and smoked, waiting for when the dogs would walk up. On the other side of the house there is an adult cat. One of the dogs quite casually notices her and rushes to her from all the paws. The cat at a high speed climbs a tree. The dog tries to get the enemy, but it does not work. After a while, the dog loses interest and runs off to another source of attention. Seeing that there is no enemy, the cat looks around and starts to slowly go down. The unsuspecting dog number two decided to run up to the tree where the cat was. And it is exactly the moment that can be called ridiculous. The cat, who planned to jump to the place where the dog sat, turns on it. From fright, both creatures flee in different directions. The situation is so comical that after seeing this, many would laugh with laughter.
- But not always a cat and a dog are enemies.
One male lived with a male. One day he decided to marry a lady of his heart. That lady had a cat. When the newlyweds began to live together, the dog and cat first disliked each other, shared their owners. When the husband fed the cat, the male was angry, and vice versa. But one day a neighbor kotyara attacked a poor dog, scratched his face. The poor animal howled with pain. His wife's wife decided not to tolerate such an impudent attitude from her neighbor and drove out an unwanted guest with a howl and whistle. Since then the dog and cat have become friends. Moreover, they together began to make surprises to their owners. They consisted in the theft of the cutlets and in the fact that they hid slippers and so on. It was not even a prank, but a kind of ultimatum when the owners closed them in another room, when they were not allowed to climb onto a new leather sofa. So common interests united two bestial hearts.
Funny stories about animals exist in huge numbers. Through their actions they try to explain their desire or their disagreement with something.
Mad Cat
In the courtyard of the house lives a snooty little dog Linda, who does not know how to bark. Instead, it produces a sound similar to grunting. One day the landlady goes out into the yard behind her dog, which has long been absent. And he sees such a picture. On the car sits and hisses the neighbor's cat Aziza. Under the car sits and grunks Linda. Aziza does not let her out from under the car. As soon as she tries to get out, the cat immediately strikes her on the muzzle. From this, she grunts even more. Mistress Linda grabbed her favorite in an armful and flee. And now little Aziza with a loud hiss runs after the lady with the dog. Could only hide in the entrance of the house.
The Harmful Parrot
At one lady in the house there lived a parrot. Very beautiful, but sneaky. The thing is, he learned to make the sound of a doorbell. And when the landlady went into the bathroom or went to bed, the parrot showed its skills. The woman had to re-put on her robe and go to the door. But there was no one there. Of course, she was angry, and tried to calm the damage in an amicable way. But the parrot is not in any. Somehow this woman was given a dog. She barked when someone came to the door outside. Now the woman knew that if the bell rang (parrots pranks), but the dog does not bark, then there is no one. But it was not there. The feathered hooligan has learned to make the sound of dog barking ...
Chicken - not a bird, she can not fly out of the toilet
One family decided to move from the city to the village. Without living creatures in the village you will not live. Therefore, we decided to acquire geese, ducks and chickens. The good land allows. Near the lake, where geese and ducks can swim. And for chickens there is an excellent shed. To look after them was punished by a twelve-year-old daughter. But one day she forgot to cover the door of the barn, and all the chickens scattered around the garden. Afraid that her parents scolded her, she started chasing the hens. Some immediately ran to the shed. But one still did not want to go in there and ran the other way. In that side was outdoor toilet, The door of which was also wide open. As luck would have it, the chicken ran exactly there and ... fell into a hole, to a depth of five meters. The frightened girl ran to her father and told him everything. Father took a long pole where the podsuck was attached, and lowered down. The hen was alive and still did not want to escape (ran away from the pole). Finally, she was seized by a knot by a knot of rope and placed in a paddle. It remained only to pull it upstairs. Surely my father at that time came to mind the words of a famous poem: "Yes, it is not an easy job, to drag a hippopotamus out of the swamp."
On this comic situation is not over. Not wanting to fall straight into the hands of the owners, the chicken, as soon as she climbed up, began to wiggle its wings. One can only imagine the state of the father and daughter. After all, the toilet was "working".
Video in "Youtube"
Funny stories about animals can continue indefinitely. About them a lot of different TV shows and videos. Everyone who has a camera tries to capture interesting moments from the life of his pet. For example, how cats are washed under the tap (and it is believed that cats do not like water), about how the parrot offends the cat, about the reactions of different animals to their image in the mirror, about the behavior of raccoons at home and so on.
Very interesting are the programs "Beast Reporter" and "Himself a director", which shows various funny stories from real life about animals. The good news is that many people love the smaller brothers and care for them as their children. Some even make interesting hairdos for their pets, wear vests, pants, shoes. When they go for a walk in cold weather, they always wear jackets. All this looks very nice and beautiful.
Recently, it has become fashionable to keep raccoons at home. And this is not surprising. After all, these animals in themselves look unusual and funny.
Consider the most ridiculous stories about animals in a striped fur coat - raccoons.
The Devil-Raccoon
A young woman decided to purchase an exotic animal as a pet. The choice fell on the raccoon. That day my husband left for a stag, where he drank a lot. I came home very late, lay down on the bed and fell asleep. In the morning, his wife decided to surprise him and planted a new member of the family on the bed near her husband's legs. Until he woke up, the raccoon decided to raise. The picture is impressive: the husband opens his eyes, and looks at him with a malicious smile, and howls. Her husband's first thought was: "I'm drunk, the devils are showing themselves," and from fear he began kicking the raccoon's foot. Then he quickly jumped up, grabbed the first thing that came under the arm (mop), and threw it into the "devil". He growled and began to bite. Hardly a man pulled the animal away from him and locked himself on the balcony. The scared raccoon climbed under the bed. As soon as the man tried to leave the balcony, the raccoon rushed at him. Finally, the man was able to get his phone lying on the windowsill and called the rescue service: "Help me, the raccoon (then he already realized that it was the raccoon) does not let out from the balcony." Thinking that it was a joke (the voice was obviously drunk), the communication operator put down the receiver. The situation was adjusted by the wife, who returned home for dinner.
Raccoon at home
To get a raccoon as a pet, it is necessary to get acquainted with its habits. It's not a cat or a dog. And bites hard. Not always under the nice face is a calm creature.
But a person ready for some sacrifices will receive an unusual animal that will delight and surprise with cleverness, amusement and interesting antics. Undoubtedly, the sea of positive will be provided. What is worth watching is how they try to wash dishes, clothes, phone and other things, play with a trickle of water, ride like a ball on the floor, steal food from the fridge and so pitifully ask for delicious food ...
The funny thing is that they use their front paws as hands, unlike dogs and cats.
Funny stories about animals from life
All the comedy situations that occur with the pet, lift the mood for a long time and bring the owner and the pet closer together. And this is a very important factor. Funny stories about animals (short) are the basis for anecdotes, humorous programs, movies and so on.
In the cinematograph there are a lot of pictures, where animals are shot in interesting and funny subjects. For example: "Striped flight", "Animal", "Beethoven" and others.
The Dog Case
Recently on the Internet was laid out a story about an old tired dog. He went every day to go into one house, where he was allowed to sleep an hour or two. The hosts of this house were kind people and allowed him this. Fortunately, he did not do anything wrong. I just slept and then left. And so every day. The dog was well-groomed, with a collar. The owner of the house attached a note to the collar, which read: "Your dog comes to sleep with us every day. I would like to know who is its master. " The next day the dog came again with an answer (a note in the collar): "The fact is that we have six small children at home and our dog can not get enough sleep. So he just wants to rest somewhere. Can I come to you tomorrow too? "
Afterword
Children love their little friends very much. After all, they help to become kind, caring and sympathetic. Therefore, parents can advise that they give the camera to their children, so that they can independently make funny stories about animals. For children this will be a huge gift.
Many pets become true friends for their owners. Therefore, in order not to forget what funny stories about animals are, it is recommended to record everything on a video camera.
Funny stories about animals can tell almost every owner of a caudate friend. Animals living near us show miracles of ingenuity and constantly please us with their unusual behavior.
Sausage
Funny stories about animals for children demonstrate that our smaller brothers can be very smart. Here's one of them.
The girl has two cats. The animals are mongrel, but the mind and the cunning are fantastic. Both lovers take the piece off the table. She took out the sausage from the refrigerator, put it on the table, and then the mobile rang in the room. She left for a while, because both cats are asleep.
Come back - no sausage. Under the table sits a young cat and looks with honest eyes. The old cat is asleep. The wakeful received a scolding. A sausage was a decent piece, and eat the whole cat could not. God is with her, with sausage, but if he hid a piece somewhere under the fridge, and can not get it, the stench will be on the whole apartment.
Sausage girl was looking for about 20 minutes. All the kitchen was covered, no trace. The cat sits on the same place, as if nothing had happened. She was tired, decided to drink tea. He removes the sleeping cat from the chair - and under it lies sausage! The sly beetle heard that the landlady was returning to the kitchen, lay down on the prey and pretended to be asleep. A girl believed that such cases are only in the humorous sections of "funny stories about animals." It is possible that the younger cat joined the eldest in collusion and distracted attention.
Education
A family with two children, a 6-year-old boy and a 9-year-old girl, came to stay with distant relatives. Children are quite noisy, often argue, play around, shout. Upon arrival, they were warned that there is a cat in the house, but he does not like caresses and can scratch, so children should be cautious with him.
While parents unpacked things, the children played in a large room. At first they dabbled, began to laugh out loud. After a while the house became very quiet. Parents decided to see what the offspring are so busy with.
The boys sat on the windowsill, embracing and clasping their legs, and the cat was walking around with a formidable look. It turned out that he does not like to be screamed, so he starts to "bring up" - runs up and bites his legs. All week long there was silence in the house.
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Funny stories about animals from life can happen and with the shooting of a commercial. The scenario required a guest animal, namely a hedgehog. The spiny actor had to run up to the apple and sniff it with an appetite. That's only with the script hedgehog no one acquainted, so after the appearance on the site, he curled into a ball and froze.
Attempts to lure the hedgehog with an apple did not succeed. Assistants called a naturalist who he knew, who advised him to blow on the hedgehog. They brought a hairdryer from the dressing room, blew. Indeed, the hedgehog turns around and starts running away from the hair dryer. But past the apple. Fruit and nakalyvali and cut, but the smell of the animal does not attract.
Again the naturalist called. He told us that apples and mushrooms seduce only cartoon hedgehogs, and real animals eat insects and meat. So, in order for a hedgehog to become interested in our apple, you need to at least smear it with minced meat.
As a result, the shooting looked masterpiece. The assistant with the hair dryer drove the hedgehog to the apple, which glistened with fatty stuffing. The hedgehog tried to lick it on the move, but eventually sighed under the nearest closet. It was extracted, and it all began again. And the video came out very touching.
Rich
Funny stories about pets can happen due to an accidental coincidence. In one woman, the husband quickly became rich. Did a good repair, bought a car. A neighbor on the site quite often came to them and frankly envied their prosperity.
Once a woman was preparing for a holiday, and on occasion bought a jar of red caviar. Opened it - and the product is clearly spoiled, the smell is unpleasant, gray plaque. Just then they rang the doorbell and the jar was placed on the table. A neighbor came. Having uttered a few words in the corridor, the women went into the kitchen, and the cat has already managed to get to the caviar.
The hostess was not upset at all (the product was still hopelessly spoiled), calmly took Muska off the table and put a jar in front of her, and with the words: "Let her eat, she loves the fish." Since then, the neighbor has not visited guests.
Cat physicist
Parents bought a three-year-old girl cat. Of course, the baby loved him very much and did not lose it. Katala in a wheelchair, dressed in doll clothes. The cat was not enthusiastic, but could not hide from the small mistress, she got it everywhere.
Once the parents noticed the strange behavior of the cat - he lay for a long time on the carpet, wriggled, twisted. The riddle was solved very quickly. When the girl wanted to take the cat, his electrified wool hit the baby with fingers and fingers. She immediately left the animal. The cat often used this technique.
Sufferer
Funny stories from real life about animals can show how well dogs understand people. The driver picked up a dog lying on the roadside. Obviously, the car hit, hind legs dragging. Either a shock, or a trauma. It's a pity he became an animal, brought to his garage, made a litter. I was almost from a spoon. The dog lies, eats reluctantly, looks plaintively.
Every day the peasant was worried about the dog, especially for the fact that she does not walk or even paws. The whole week to her in the garage was wound up, in the morning and in the evening. And then at work I remembered that I forgot to close the garage, ran to lunch. Opens the door, and the dog as a puppy jumps, with a rag playing. She saw her virtue as she saw her, she froze right in the leap. And then the hind legs podkosilis, and the "paralyzed" animal, quietly whining, crawled back to its litter.
Funny stories about animals can tell us that even dogs are lying. It all ended in a happy ending. The sufferer was sent to the village, to the company of two more dogs, and there was no trace of the mysterious ailment.
Twins
Funny stories about children and animals show that children are much more attentive to small things than adults. There was a cat in the family, an ordinary white nobleman with a gray spot on his side. He was an amateur to walk, but more than a couple of days did not linger, eat, sleep, ran. And then disappeared almost for a week, the wife and son were worried, they went to look for - it's useless.
Father took the child to the grandmother's weekend, went home and saw the cat Vaska on the porch of the nearest store. Took the buzz home. The cat slept all weekend.
The child came home and immediately to the cat. He takes it in his arms and asks the mother and father: "And Vaska where?". My parents were stupid. It turns out that Vaska should have a spot on the other side. And this cat is one in one, a mirror image. Changeling 2 days regularly went to the tray, ate from someone else's bowl and even slept in the same chair! Vaska himself announced the next day. The neighbor was okay, and now there are two identical cats in the family.
Knitwear
Funny stories about animals can happen if your pets are very similar in appearance. Marina's girlfriend has a "knitwear", that is, three cats. Or rather, 2 cats and a cat. Black Marquis inherited from her neighbor in the apartment, which left for another city, and did not want to take the cat with her. Marina was not at all against, since he was used to it, and loves animals. The girl's husband married his "luggage" in the form of the same black and black kitty Mashka.
Both animals were sterilized and got along very well. Spouses still joked that they have the same taste at least for cats. And then they found near the entrance of Baks, a dark gray teenager with a serious paw injury. Could not pass by, cured. Where there are two cats - and the third does not hurt.
But the whole thing is that Marina's mother is categorically against the animals in the house. From them noise, dirt, smell and so on. The girl listened to the appearance of the Marquise a lot of notations, although she already lived separately from her parents. My mother began to visit Marina more often after her marriage and her cat charmed her. The woman even brought him delicious, ironed and called an intellectual.
When Marina got married, she was just afraid to tell my mother that there were already two cats in the apartment. But it turned out that the woman sees no difference and strokes Masha just like the Marquise. And even Bucks she did not distinguish, despite the slight difference in color. Just noted that the cat has recovered, lost weight. The main thing was to get the two animals out of the bedroom, where the woman had never visited.
But one day my mother came without a call. In the corridor, she almost sat on the floor, when three cat-like muzzles broke out of her kitchen in anticipation of a treat. But it's useless to be indignant - for three years the woman did not notice any increased noise, no smell, no dirt, and she liked her fur seals, albeit in one person.
Hunger is not aunt
Natalia has a Basset Hound breed dog. This dog with a long body and short paws looks awkward and lazy, but in fact the dog is hunting, active and agile. Character, however, is not the easiest. Basya simply takes note of all commands, submission from it is not easy. But she has an appetite excellent, eats everything that lies badly. For the extra piece is ready to sell the soul. On a walk to hold Basia on a leash is simply impossible, especially if she scented nearby a dead crow or a foul fish head.
Natalia lives near a large park. In the autumn, walking there is just fine, that she often does dogs in the company. On one of the walks, Basya rushed all the way to the pond. The weather was good, there were quite a few people on the bridge, the children fed the ducks with bread. And then the basset jumps out of the bushes and rushes into the water.
Swim dogs of this breed is not very good, but Basya tried her best. She broke into a bunch of ducks and began to take their bread from them. Birds quickly retired, people with laughter threw bread to a funny dog. Basia became the star of the evening. And her mistress has since skirted the pond in a wide arc.
Habit
A very intelligent cat lived in one family. He independently learned to cope with the need for a toilet, except that he did not wash it off. Just like a man. People were proud of the cat and often boasted that it is not necessary to strain with the cleaning of the tray.
Only once did trouble happen. Suddenly a badly fixed lid of the toilet fell on the cat, and since he did not expect such a turn and was in a relaxed state, he was frightened very much. But the cat is smart, he continued to use the toilet. Just sit down with the muzzle to the insidious lid.
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